What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 02:41

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Nvidia tops Microsoft, regains most valuable company title for first time since January - CNBC
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
Then came..
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
We’re About To Talk To Dolphins… But Are We Ready To Hear The Truth? - The Daily Galaxy
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading