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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 02:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

They Just Wanted to Make a Space Movie. Instead, They Uncovered a Mind-Blowing Cosmic Secret - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Nvidia tops Microsoft, regains most valuable company title for first time since January - CNBC

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Scientists Stunned by 183-Million-Year-Old Fossil With Intact Skin and Scales - Indian Defence Review

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Box Office: ‘Ballerina’ Arms Itself With $10.6 Million Opening Day, ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Gets Third Weekend on Top - Variety

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

We’re About To Talk To Dolphins… But Are We Ready To Hear The Truth? - The Daily Galaxy

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Scientists Predict a Million-Fold Drop in Oxygen — Here’s What it Means for Earth’s Future - The Daily Galaxy